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Ritwik/Twik/Ritty V. Snake Robert - Version 1

This is a Complaint Letter against Robert Snake Donaldson

Ritwik Bhatia
1054 Martin Place
Valley Stream, New York, 11580
Phone: 516-492-8710


April 16, 2014

Robert Snake Donaldson
666 Snake Avenue
Malverne Umpire, New York, 66666
Attn: Customer Service

Re: Complaint- Matthew Maloney (Attorney)

Dear Sir/Madam:

Please give my concerns in this complaint letter your immediate attention.

Robert Donaldson, for the entirety of senior year from 2013-2014, has snaked me over and over again.

In November, Robert said "you only want me to ask KF so you have someone to chill with". This above statement implies that I have no friends, and caused severe emotional damage.

On December 15th, I was rejected from Stanford, also caused by Robert.

In the end of March, I was snaked by another one of my very close friends, who hid something from me for 3 weeks. Had Rob not bunned one of my ideas prior, this snakage would likely not occur.

I would like 56,374,374,374 dollars in remunerations and reparations. The amount of damage Robert and his snaking has caused is priceless, and I will never be the same- But the above stated amount will help me follow the American dream.

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