Please won't you be my (legally binding) Valentine? See below for the terms of this totally romantic and court enforceable offer.
Dearest Name of proposed Valentine, (hereinafter referred to as "One True Love")
I am deeply in love with you and hope for you to be my Valentine. I don't think I could bear to be without you for another day without losing my mind. If you agree to be my Valentine I will promise to:
- Include you in everything I do.
- Call you 3 times a day just to check in, but give you space when you need it.
- Treat you right and get you presents weekly.
- Ask you about your feelings daily.
- Keep you in my heart forever.
Please, please, please, be my Valentine (by signing below this legally binding agreement)!
